I Pickpocket The Annoying

macmo29:

bulletinaweave:

baddylongway:

green-san:

kamala-ophelia:

ceunhae:

driftingcloudsofsolitude:

kyoukinohana:

snerpahsnerr:

i-cant-believe-its-not-homestuck:

popcornmassacre:

mortson:

right in my mouth

biting my nail

oops im dead

BOOB

BOOB IS DEAD RIP BOOB

^omg

WELL I GOT HIT IN THE CROTCH

I GUESS I AINT PISSIN TANIGHT

MY EEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEE! MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE.

My right arm

My…face. 

My itouch.
Well.

I was scratching my eye so baaaam my brain all over the wall behind me… wait why am I still writing? … I’m a zombie OvO

There’s a hole in the floor~

My hand just became useless and I dropped hot saft all over my stomach and laptop.

My hdtv’s dead. Sad day :’(

right in the mouth (i am eating a cookie)

My mouse is broken

(Source: ckunt)

3 months ago

1. lilliblack reblogged this from rubydoobydoo and added:

   Well shit, there goes my shoulder…

2. rubydoobydoo reblogged this from teaandglowsticks and added:

   … There goes my belly button. No joke..

3. olivernsane reblogged this from amoragirl10 and added:

   Well face, it was nice knowin ya.

4. livin-life-incolor07 reblogged this from simplyxgirly
5. artisagaybang liked this
6. irlirony reblogged this from threecloveredmochi
7. artisticfrenchfrie liked this
8. artisticfrenchfrie reblogged this from amoragirl10 and added:

   Welp now there’s a hole in my wall. OH SHIT MY NEIGHBORS

9. l0osechange reblogged this from ckunt
10. saturninerobot reblogged this from grrjessiebear and added:

    AGHHHHH THATS MY HEAD THATS MY HEAD /dies

11. yami-loni reblogged this from shorm and added:

    jawline. Damn, now...shooting my F key.

12. dontrustlemyjimmies liked this
13. mandyla reblogged this from cheesewithyourwhine and added:

    Just shot myself in the right hip. OUCHIE. Or the backpack of the person sitting next to me depending on how it comes...

14. cheesewithyourwhine reblogged this from aro-rusco and added:

    Hit the corner of my laptop screen. It may or may not need serious repair now.

15. pottylurveslooney reblogged this from aro-rusco
16. aro-rusco reblogged this from wizardofsilence and added:

    Grazed my forehead, went through the ceiling. WHEW.

17. caffeinatedtechnician reblogged this from killmemarzgurl and added:

    Welp. I don’t have a nose any more. :1 (I was rubbing the side of my nose as I saw this, lmfao)

18. imjustrandomlikethat liked this
19. risingfromthegr0und liked this
20. samspeck2011 liked this
21. romionelover7 reblogged this from this-is-a-cool-username and added:

    I shot an icecube wut…..

22. perfectionof-life reblogged this from eunkwangi
23. vulon-zii reblogged this from aois-penis and added:

    My floor. Sorry to whoever is in the dining room.

24. vulon-zii liked this
25. f0urth--dimension liked this
26. minniepopz reblogged this from bronythetiger and added:

    I totally just grazed my right boob.

27. bronythetiger reblogged this from kami-kazie and added:

    there goes my inner thigh

28. kami-kazie reblogged this from ladypudding and added:

    MY RIGHT KNEE AND SHAG RUG NOOOOOOOOO

29. cadavatar reblogged this from thebraid and added:

    Fuck. I shot the lab table. Probably ricocheted. Hello, college lockdown….

30. thebraid reblogged this from shippervirus and added:

    Oops there goes the xbox. D:

31. shippervirus reblogged this from weare-legion and added:

    Ohh… it was pointing right at my mouth. That’s what she said. Wellp, there goes my brains.

32. rngnightmares reblogged this from cynskysong and added:

    I nearly lost my vagina. Think my leg’s gone though. That’s okay. I can get a metal leg but not a comfy metal vagina....

33. rngnightmares liked this
34. wolffies-lair reblogged this from wery12345 and added:

    Just grazed a few hairs on the back of my head, and hit a wall. No Biggie.I have never gotten injured by one of these.

35. wery12345 reblogged this from ckunt and added:

    fuck i just shot tumblr

36. ckunt reblogged this from ckunt and added:

    so my post made it it 10,335 notes can my idols follow notice me now

37. ripple11 reblogged this from thingssistersknow and added:

    …. Right in my left temple. Thanks Allen Ladies. :P

38. auraseer reblogged this from laceianempress
39. laceianempress reblogged this from sylinyx and added:

    There goes my right shoulder blade and the couch…. oops

40. sylinyx reblogged this from owlkindbrass and added:

    I just shot Nel’s leg T.T

41. owlkindbrass reblogged this from melee12 and added:

    I was picking my teeth, so I just shot myself in the mouth. I am so dead.

42. awkward-ass-bitch reblogged this from leetakeuchi
43. lostsoulhhrlove reblogged this from needs-new-url and added:

    Shot off my left thumb. I’ll survive though. But that’ll definitely make writing a little more difficult.

44. ariahmariah liked this
45. so-fly-like-a-nimbus reblogged this from niggerxfaggot
46. niggerxfaggot reblogged this from leetakeuchi
47. inspiredbyglee reblogged this from faberryontop and added:

    well there goes my plasma :S

48. faberryontop reblogged this from jilliano
49. flamingfiretrucks reblogged this from shiraae and added:

    Barely nicking my cheek and going into the wall? Damn. |:T

50. themaraudersboys reblogged this from shiraae and added:

    opps there goes my math book.

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